Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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