so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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