I want to stick my p in your. b.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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