Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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