I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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