Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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