The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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