More tranny stories later!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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