super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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