so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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