And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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