at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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