"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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