They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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