I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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