You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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