Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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