hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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