And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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