i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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