Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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