let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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