Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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