Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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