Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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