yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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