I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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