talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Randomize
