Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I don't deserve a penis
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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