so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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