Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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