haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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