Whod you bang
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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