so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
