there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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