youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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