ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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