Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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