In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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