Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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