I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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