my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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