need another drink. this is the easiest way
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I want to be your penis for a week.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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