Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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