I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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