Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
