PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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