Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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