Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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