I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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