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THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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