Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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