Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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