her vagine was all disorganized.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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