David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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