Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Randomize